There is a German word for the way that James Spader makes you feel when he stares into your eyes and speaks directly to your soul, but no one can pronounce it. Not even the men who invented it. In fact, they died right before uttering the last syllable. We know only that the literal translation of the first four syllables into English is "Gaze-Feelings-Bowel-Volcano".

Only James Spader can pronounce that word. Indeed, it was he who finished saying it as the four German linguists breathed their last - but he’ll never tell you what it is. It’s something you have to experience for yourself. However, if you were to try you would have great difficulty surviving said experience. In fact, when James Spader appears to be looking into the camera, he is actually looking slightly left, into a mirror. The same is true when it appears that James Spader is speaking directly to another actor.

Only James Spader can survive the power of his own gaze.